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"I couldn't resist!"
23.09.2008
Forgive me aunties, for I have sinned,
I love my wife and it was never my intention to cheat on her but this girl at work, she kept trying and trying to sleep with me and in the end, when she practically stripped in front of me, I gave in to my primal urges and porked her.
While she lay on my desk I thrust my man sword (a whole 7.5 inches!) into her tight pussy. Honestly, I have never seen anything so wet in all my life, and I'm into snorkelling. Afterwards she said I was the best she'd ever had.
I am so ashamed of what happened. Am I eligible for a Hit the Spoof free absolution? I don't know how I'll sleep at night without one.
Anonymous (43), Perthshire, UK
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