Showing problems tagged with relationships
18.07.2009
Dear Aunties,
My boyfriend doesn't care about me any more. Two days ago when he was round here he accidentally forgot to put sugar in my tea and so I got really angry and swore at him, hit him with an oven glove (which was on fire at the time) and threw a chair at him. Then I tipped him out of a first floor window. Then he tried to get back in the house and I blasted him with a shotgun. He ran away and hasn't been in touch since.
Don't you think that if he really cared, he'd be trying to contact me? I just feel so sad and rejected. He used to say I had anger management issues, but I'm ****** if I know what he's talking about.
Can you help?
Boopi (58), Barnstaple
30.12.2009
Dear Boopi,
Men can really blow things out of proportion sometimes. Don't worry, he'll be back. In the meantime, make yourself a nice cup of tea, watch an episode of Corrie and reload your shotgun.
30.12.2009
Dear Boopi,
As women, we have to defend our tea - it's one of the few pleasures we have in life. If we let men sabotage our hot drinks then we have lost the battle. Never stop believing in yourself and reload your shotgun.
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