I assume you have photos of the threesome - I would recommend making a collage and sending that. Obviously, it therefore needs to be A3 size at least. Also - just an idea - you know people tell you to really make your cv stand out? Why not add a few pop-up elements?

Obviously, you'll need to have one of the women's phone number for references.

If you could send me a copy of it before you send it off, I'll be happy to review it for you and touch it up...

Good luck in the job hunt!