Many seem to have this problem around the holidays. Particularly those who have unfortunately chosen men who orgasm immediately after the pull.
Suggestion... find a man with a drinking problem and invest in shower massage handle.
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Cracking fun - Orgasm problem
Dear Aunties,
I orgasm whenever I hear a Christmas cracker. Why is this and how can I stop it from happening before I embarrass myself?
Jenny (23), Norfolk, UK
13.09.2008
Dear Jenny,
A different suggestion: do not spend Christmas around family. Instead, open an 'Alternative' sex club, for all those with similar holiday-related fetishes. A couple that come to mind: "Santa Claus will make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day", "Christmas pudding sets my crotch on fire" or the ever popular "I'll be your run-run rudolph if you'll suck on my Chrismtas baubles."
Would suggest charging £10 entry with free Christmas-tree shaped butt plug. Happy Holidays!
from Uncle Luke
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