The problem to me, seems not to be "How do we get Raymond out of the game?" but "How do we get you INTO the game?"
It's been a long time since I've heard from anybody quite as sad as you, and I write for this sorry site.
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02.11.2008
I'm in love with a sim
Dear Aunties,
I've fallen in love with a sim from the Maxis computer game, The Sims 2.
He is called "Raymond Ridgebuilder" and I created him myself using Body Shop. He's a little over-weight and likes to set fire to his kitchen, but I love him anyway.
I didn't realise I had feelings for him until he had an affair with another sim, Doris Dodgeball. I was so jealous that I had to drown her by commanding her to dive into the swimming pool and then deleting the steps.
I spend hours a day just watching Raymond eat pizza and kick pink flamingo garden ornaments, all the time wishing I could make woohoo with him.
Do you know any cheat codes to bring Raymond out of the game and into my bed?
Petunia Whistlecunt (37), Westmorland, UK
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I feel for sister. I was heart broken by a simple minded frog who didn't even know I existed. I can't believe I woo hooed him. Luv Ya hope you get over your sickness and if you need someones company come down to Brazil and I will fetch you a date with a Raymond Ridgebuilder that I happen to know. STAY STRONG