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26.07.2009

Should I cut off my penis?

Dear Aunties,

I like masterbating alot. I can't stop. I do it to almost everything. I've been thing about cutting off my penis. What do I do?

Phil (12), Ohio
09.11.2009
Dear Phil,

If you remove your penis you will automatically become over-emotional, crap at football and into flowers.

09.11.2009
Dear Phil,

You can get some pretty good home-castration kits on the internet, just avoid second hand goods because these products are only really designed to be used once. Certainly there are hygiene implications when using a second hand scalpel, however the cheese wire sets do come with enough cheese wire for more than one amputation provided that you're not too chunkily endowed.

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