"Could red hot sex kill me?"
10.08.2008
Dear Aunties,
My husband and I have always found new ways to rekindle the passion in our relationship by varying location, costume and position.
My hubby's all time favourite is having sex out of doors when I'm wearing my sexy, red, PVC number.
Fortunately I look shit hot in red but I am terrified of bulls. Am I putting my life in danger by indulging my hubby's fantasies?
Maggie (45), Somerset, UK
13.01.2009
Dear Maggie,
I'm glad you emailed me Maggie as I fear you may be making a very dangerous mistake! Red PVC went out last year?
Do you have very dark hair? Because if not I'd advise against red altogether. Try black PVC as it has a sliming effect, you'll probably need it at your age.