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teenage girl mad with best friend
"Is our friendship real?"
11.04.2009

Did best friend spill my cucumber love secret?

Dear Aunties,

Last weekend I told my best friend a secret. I told her that I once used a cucumber to see what sex is like with a boy.

However when I got to school on Monday morning all of the girls in my tutor group were eating cucumbers and sniggering. At break time a boy asked me if I wanted to practice on something less green and at lunch time another boy asked if I kept the shrink-wrap on or went bareback.

Do you think there's any chance that my best friend can't be trusted?

Keira (15), Somerset, UK
30.01.2011
Dear Keira,

No, of course not. It is much more likely that your friend has telepathic abilities that she has not yet learnt to control. You are both very young. Knowledge may literally seep out of her mind.

Still, I'd be wary of telling her any further secrets until her mystic abilities have matured.

Unless of course, it is you who is telepathic. In which case you will be subconsciously broadcasting your masturbation preferences to everybody you meet and there really isn't anything you can do about it until you grow up.

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