I have five children and they all have blue eyes! What are the chances? Also, they all have names containing the letter "e" and we didn't realise until we ran out of fridge magnets!

Ever...

Is there a God?

I think the ghost of my all time favourite agony aunt, Auntie Richbob, is visiting me in the night. Sometimes I wake up and there she is, sat in the corner of my bedroom with a pint.

Can...

I'm ugly and charmless but very lonely. Do you have any spells or potions that would help me to pick up men?

Sometimes, when I'm trying to sleep, my water pipes make clanking noises. I can't help thinking that it might be the ghost of my old greengrocer trying to tell me something. What might the...

I see seven ill tempered Victorian sisters walking around my sixteenth floor flat in Central London, with axes. I'm also prone to severe depression and crazy spending sprees. What do you think...

Ever since God set Tristan and Demelza in The Garden of Cotehele, my ancestors have believed in the Cornish cause. We have never been tainted with the blood of anyone from east or the Tamer and...

I was walking my pet dog Loganberry out on the marsh the other day and I came across a small green-headed creature with only 2 legs and a funny protruding yellow mouth. Schoolchildren seemed to...