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19.08.2008

Don't SuperPoke My Bloke

Dear Aunties,

My boyfriend is having SuperPoke! with another girl. First he blew her a kiss, then she showed him her spicy side, he responded by spanking her so she flung a thong at him.

When they publicly debate Marmite like this, it feel as if I've had a gummy bear thrown at my heart but they say it is harmless! Am I right to feel as if I've been struck by an army of sheep?

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Jenny (19), Devon, UK
24.08.2008
Dear Jenny,

Fortunately, your problem can also be your solution. The next time she decides to show PDA with, flirt with or dominate him, you can b!*$% slap, pinch or drop the people's elbow on her. Good luck!

from Auntie Kaitlin
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