"Cock" is a textonym of "anal". Hope that helps.
I don't know what IWFUA means. Perhaps "I would fuck U assuredly", "It works for us adults" or "In Wales, farmers use aftershave".
My boyfriend wants me to talk dirty to him by SMS! I don't even know where to begin. Got any pointers?
"Cock" is a textonym of "anal". Hope that helps.
I don't know what IWFUA means. Perhaps "I would fuck U assuredly", "It works for us adults" or "In Wales, farmers use aftershave".
Your boyfriend may be slightly more 'alternative' than you think.
IWFUA can mean a number of things.
Normally:
"I Wank [off (or indeed, 'off to' which would be marginally better)] Fucking Ugly Apes"
But sometimes:
"I Want Fudgey UnderArms" - have you ever seen Splosh magazine? You might want to get hold of a copy for him.
Also:
"I'm Waiting For Uncle Alfie" (What was the context? Does he want to play incest games?)
The final interpretation to be possibly extrapolated from such a nonsensical string of characters is as follows:
"I fuckin love text sex and I'm cumin as I text so can't type any more"
Good luck!
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Ah! That explains why my husband suggested watching "An anal and balls story" - well, partly...