Do not worry Rachel. Sleeping with a killer does make you a bad person but there are ways to regain some moral standing. For example, why don't you shag a copper or even a vicar?
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"Killing is wrong - but how do I tell him?"
I found out he was a killer and shagged him anyway
Dear Aunties,
I met a man at a club and as we were leaving, an old guy tried to grab my arse and so my man thumped him in the gob. I was so turned on by his readiness to protect me that I went back with him.
As I undressed him I said "Nice body!" and he thought I was referring to the corpse he'd hidden in his closet, and so he brought it out to show me, with pride!
Admittedly that is the point where I should have gone home, but I was impressed by his openness and a little turned on by the bad guy factor. So I stayed.
The next day I realised with horror, that my failure to leave when the corpse came out, may have given him the idea that murdering people is OK. Is there a perfect text that will let him know that killing is wrong, without jeopardising my chances of a second date?
Rachel (19), Birmingham, UK
17.04.2009
Dear Rachel,
I've suggested this to others before, but it works here too: get yourself on a talk show. That's what we'd do in the States. It'll get you a book or a movie deal, as well as lots of advice for what you should do about your predicament.
from Auntie Kaitlin
Tags: relationships, sex
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Don't worry, Rachel, he already had the idea that murdering people is OK for at least three weeks before he met you (the corpses don't half start to whiff after that time). I wouldn't mention it if I were you. You don't want a little thing like this to stand between you and the chance of a good shag.