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Pining over lost hubbie
"When will I get my hubby back?"
28.07.2008

Marital Squabbles - Will he come back to me?

Dear Aunties,

My husband left me for my sister and when that didn't work out he apparently tried to strangle her with a string of sausages. He also tried to kidnap our son and gambled away our life savings, so it's been a tough few months. Will he come back to me now?

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Lynn (42), Edinburgh
11.04.2009
Dear Lynn,

It seems to me that your husband is a drama magnet. Therefore cloak yourself in the scent of drama. Stage a suicide attempt, steal a baby and set fire to your house.

from Jayne Fott
Tags: relationships
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