Being an auntie is not easy, you know. It requires hours of commitment and sacrifice, plus random quirky personality traits.

If you are interested in becoming an auntie, perhaps you might like to enroll in our "How to Become an Auntie" training scheme, which is a correspondence course. Just send a cheque for £397.52 payable to Auntie Kaitlin, c/o Hit the Spoof, and you'll be on your way to answering other people's problems.

We look forward to hearing from you soon!