Save Money on Must Have Beauty Treatments

Go blonde

Why spend £50 at the hairdresser when you can get a home bleaching kit for £5. Why spend £5 on a home bleaching kit when you can simply squeeze lemon juice into your hair every single night ever, to lighten your shade?

Home waxing

Beauticians are expensive and who wants a stranger looking at their fajita? Invest in some some hot wax and cotton strips. You might end up bruised or bleeding but if you don't try to wax your bits will definitely stall all wiry and disgusting.

Botox

Granted, it's quite pricey but this is one thing you cannot be without. Even if you're under 20 it's best to pre-empt wrinkles because if you're still single when you're 25, the last thing you want is some fresh faced teenager upstaging you.

Body wraps

Body wraps help to compact the soft body tissue. You can get a friend to administer one using toilet roll (preferably clean.) Stand in the centre of the room and get your pal to run around you in circles holding the toilet roll until you look like an Egyptian mummy. Secure with sellotape.

Note: Make sure your friend comes back the following morning to release you. Women have died in home body wrap accidents.

Nail surrogacy

False nails can be expensive so if you're a biter, find a friend who can grow her nails and then chop the ends off while she sleeps. These can be attached with super glue. Finish with a coat of a dark nail polish, to disguise the joins.