Belinda Blowhandle - Fat or what?

"Belinda would look good at any size, but I wouldn't be happy if I was that big." - Vatasha Rupert, Fashion Correspondent.

"There's nothin' on her that a good few turnips wouldn't sort out." - Mick McGregor, Random Farmer.

"The psychological torment she must be going through at a weight like this is something I don't dare to imagine. A nervous breakdown may be imminent." - Jayne Fott, Psychologist.

"I heard she eats children with Robbie Williams." - Glenda Gosworthy, Journalist