Friday 19th December, 2008
Man Facts
by Tanya Tanyason
72% of men say their ideal woman would be their best mate in Cheryl Cole's body, with Cameron Diaz's ears.
22% of men have been dumped by text. 27% of men refuse to speak to their girlfriend when they sense she is about to dump them.
"All men are happyNearly 50% of men in the UK have penises shorter than the national average! Poor us!
because ignorance is
bliss."
77% of men like football. 33% don't.
All men are happy because ignorance is bliss.
Single men have slept with 3 women for every year of their adult life. Attached men have slept with 2 per year.
Statistics show that you will live six years longer than your husband, so rob cradles.
In New York men are 10 times as likely to be murdered than women. So don't marry an American.
99% of men interviewed by FHM are straight. 10% homos? Pah!
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