Friday 19th December, 2008

Essential shoes

by Vatasha Rupert

In the current economical climate, excess footwear is a luxury that you may have to forgo - or put simply, don't buy any unnecessary shoes!

Put Me Down has come up with a list of essential shoes to help you decide which shoes you must have, and which can stay on the shelf.

Buy

1. Black evening shoes.

2. Evening shoes in the colour of your favourite dress.

3. Evening shoes in the colour of your second favourite dress.

4. Dressy boots

5. Casual boots

6. Trainers that look good with your favourite jeans

7. Trainers that match a fashionable sport

8. Work shoes

9. Special work shoes for Monday after weekends when you pulled a colleague

10. Summer sandals (in the sale for next year)

11. Slimmer summer sandals (in case you lose weight by next summer)

12. Ice skates - a must have this season

Don't buy

1. Evening shoes in the colour of your third favourite dress.

2. Welly boots

3. Practical trainers

4. Slippers

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