I like football but I'm a woman!
"But you can't be a girl! You like football!" said Brad, his brown eyes piercing my heart like cupid's arrow. (What I'm trying to say is that I was attracted to him.)
Brad's reaction is a common one. Guys see me with a beer in one hand and the other eye on the match and think "Wow!"
"When a man has justThere is nothing more sexy to a man, than a woman wearing his favourite club's football shirt.
watched his football
team win he is full
of energy and
passion"
Manchester United is my favourite team because they have the best looking players but my wardrobe contains a replica kit for every single premiership team, and Arsenal. I'd say I'm more a fan of football than a fan of any particular team. This means that I can pick the most suitable shirt to charm a particular guy.
But don't imagine that I just pick a football shirt to match a man - that would be stupid. No sometimes I choose a shirt and let the man pick me. I can influence the type of man I end up shagging just by the colour of my shirt, for example when I wear black and white stripes I tend to attract men from the north, whilst plain white shirts appeal more to Londoners. I don't know why this is, it must be complicated science, but I have a knack for guessing correctly.
1. If you can't remember your team's colour, go for red - it's statistically most likely.
2. If you can't remember which direction your team is shooting, toss a coin - that's how it's decided at the beginning of the match so it must be right.
3. People suddenly standing up and cheering can indicate a goal.
4. Avoid political correctness to really blend in. Homophobia is cool when football's concerned.
5. If you can't spot any players on the pitch, it might be half time.
6. Football matches last for approximately 26 songs, so make sure you have at least three albums ready to pass the time.
"There is nothingI usually choose sports bars with large screens. I find myself a seat as close to the screen as possible so that people can't help looking at me. I've memorised key footballing moments such as The Corner Click and The Penalty Shooter. If I'm really trying to catch someone's eye, I stand up just as the match defining moment is about to take place. I sure get a lot of focus then.
sexier to a man,
than a woman in a
football shirt."
Post-football match sex varies a lot. When a guy's team has lost he's generally unfocussed and boring, but bed a winner and you're a winner. When a man has just watched his football team win he is full of energy and passion. Sometimes I switch which team I'm supporting at half time just to get the better sex. Sometimes you have to move pub to pull that one off.
My friends are all jealous of my interest in football. They only wish they understood the game as best as I do. I say, "Well some of us are born more lucky than others."
