Friday 19th December, 2008
Position of the moment - Vegetable Preparation
by Insatiable Enid
Put a stack of pillows on the edge of your bed. Place a chopping board, a knife and some potatoes in the middle of the bed, just beyond the pillows,
Stand on the floor and lean forward over the pillows so that you are face to face with the chopping board. Ensure that your arms of free to do the pealing.
Now your man mounts you from behind and gets a good doggy style ride without delaying his dinner.
Note: If you are blessed with particularly good rhythm you can use his thrusting motion to power the peeling action, saving your wrist the effort.
Photo welcome.
I am absolutely delighted with your suggestions! Love-making often caused hold-ups in the kitchen. Now my girlfriend is able to deal with two lots of 'meat and two veg' in one fowl sweep. Life is so much easier. In order to speed up the cooking/eating process we have placed a gas camping stove next to the chopping board. This way she can also cook at the same time. Once again, many thanks.
Jake.