Friday 19th December, 2008

Quiz - Are You Psychic?

by Telekinetic Trudy
    Do you know when someone is ringing on the telephone AFTER it rings but BEFORE you pick it up?
  • A – Yes
  • B – No
    Can you sometimes understand what people tell you, even if you haven’t gone through it yourself?
  • A – Yes
  • B – No
    When you are out shopping and the cashier asks you to enter your PIN, do you key in the right digits?
  • A – Yes
  • B – No
    Do you remember to take your shopping with you when you leave the shop, AND leave the things you didn’t buy still in the shop?
  • A - Yes
  • B - No
    Can you predict (to the nearest primary colour) the look of the Sun on a sunny August day?
  • A – Yes
  • B – No
    Can you predict last week’s Number One?
  • A - Yes
  • B - No
    Do small children and pets cover their ears/eyes when you walk past?
  • A – Yes
  • B – No
    Have you ever won 50p on the Grand National?
  • A - Yes
  • B - No
    Do you sometimes have a shower without being told to?
  • A – Yes
  • B - No
    Can you Taste The Difference?
  • A - Yes
  • B - No
MOSTLY As
Truly, you are gifted in the psychic department. Get out of our brains! Oh wait, we do that every Friday night with the double-episode of Corrie and a bottle of Gin. But of course you knew that...

MOSTLY Bs
Your abilities as a medium are medium. We suggest refining your Third Eye by inventing yourself a snappy moniker like Mystic Moira or Telepathic Tilda and opening a psychic hotline with truly unpredictable rates.

MOSTLY Cs
You are not psychic. This probably means you're educated or have high self-esteem. Poor thing! But don't fret, we will soon be selling a "Coach your inner psychic" paperback book which will help you put common sense at bay.
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