Friday 19th December, 2008

Quiz - Are You Cheating on Your Boyfriend?

by Tanya Tanyason
lift lust
Tempted?
    Do you think "Aw, I want to 'ave 'im!" when you look at other men?
  • A - Yes
  • C - No
  • B - Only when I'm ovulating
    Do you hide your email password from your boyfriend?
  • A - Yes
  • C - No
  • B - It's his name
    Do you pretend to be out with your best mate when you're not?
  • B - Yes
  • C - No
  • A - I don't have any female friends, only hunky men I want to shag
    Does your boyfriend have a really big dick?
  • C - Yes
  • B - No
  • A - He's supposed to have a penis?
    Does your boyfriend check your phone bill?
  • B - Yes
  • C - No
  • A - I don't care.

Mostly As - CHEAT!
You are definitely cheating on your boyfriend. Good for you. He's probably cheating on you anyway, so why not have some fun? But I don't need to tell you that, eh?

Mostly Bs - Potential CHEAT!
If you're not already cheating on your man then you may well be soon. You're the type who gives other men a blow job but saves real sex for your boyfriend. This is a good way to keep a clean conscience.

Mostly Cs - Not a CHEAT!
You are probably not cheating on your boyfriend. Either he is great in the sack or you have low standards. Either way, your relationship is bound for great things.

Keywords

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