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Groover Wants Groovy Gal
Funky good-looker seeks woman who doesn't take herself too seriously, preferably with own recording studio.
Reference: 0381REG
Dog Walker Wanted
Curious nature loving, dog mad, lactose intolerant 25 year old seeks same for romantic moonlit dog walks.
Reference: 0382PHA
Gardening Great
Committed farmer seeks milk maid for frolics in the hay.
Reference: 0383MIC
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