Household Tips

Sunday 2nd November, 2008

Cheap and easy pets

blue dinosaurs

If you can't afford a kitten make yourself dinosaurs. They are cheap to maintain and don't bring in very big mice.

Linda (57), Devon, UK
Friday 3rd October, 2008

Play Equipment

If you can't afford to buy a climbing frame for your garden, look out for something known as a "park." There seem to be lots of them to be found in residential areas - what luck!

Jill (18), Berkshire, UK
Wednesday 1st October, 2008

Photographer Tip

If you don't have any friends simply take your photograph in front of a mirror, that way you won't need to pay for a photographer.

Wednesday 10th September, 2008

Calm Jealous Men for Free

My boyfriend used to get jealous and suspicious if he didn't know where I was but then he bought me a lead and it's saved us a fortune on private detectives.

Janice (25), Middlesex, UK

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